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The Gatorade-gate

(CBL Newswire) - (CBL Newswire) - By Troy 'Hell' Raiser - West Bay Herald

The well know journalist Lehcim Reinreb must be on drugs to call what I reported as ‘accusations’. You guys, scandal addicted wrecks, will be told the untold story about all this. Bernier was angry because Molson refused, on many occasions, to share his hotel room with him. “Sure thing that Calgary’s batters are damn good, but what people don’t know is that they are even better in the showers”. Bernier is a ‘special’ guy, to say the least”, said Molson, recalling after-game hurting moments.

But apparently, not only the coach is weird in this team. One of my informers, who is really close to Calgary’s team, shared with me that when the swine flu started last summer, the guys were playing the “spit-in-my-mouth’ game during training sessions to make sure that everybody went sick at the same time. This kind of team spirit apparently started during 2014 season when Choo Estrada had been diagnosed with aids. I’ll skip the repulsive details, but the locker room was so disgusting after that “team building activity” that the owners considered burning down the place, which would explain why the franchise moved from the “Fortress in Calgary” to the actual “Citadel” in 2015.

If, for any suspicious reasons, Mr. Reinreb would be tempted to answer to this article, I have a message for him: Don’t you recall that we still have those photos, you know, the ones with you and the Calgary Remparts’ horse? Can you refresh my mind? I can’t remember who was riding the other…

I told you. The war is not over.

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