Hitting
This guy can't hit a watermelon with a lampost. Myette always has been a line-drive hitter who uses the entire field. The Retired or Inactive Players do tend to sit Myette when the opposing team throws a lefty. It's no secret he can't touch the left-handed breaking ball.
Baserunning & Defense
When you play Myette you're not putting him in for his glove. His arm is accurate enough. His speed is below average and he's not a threat to steal.
2025 Outlook
Myette was a rule-five pickup for the Retired or Inactive Players last year. I think The Retired or Inactive Players just didn't want to be left out of the Rule-V draft, why else would you sign Myette?
-- Moostard Nyman